The APD: Because some lady called 911 and falsely accused him of having a gun (which, uh, is not a crime).
Since bearing false witness is in direct violation of the 10 Commandments, we expect God to order Satan to torture this as-yet unidentified woman for all eternity beginning relatively soon.






























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