She always loses. Like that time she tripled and lost the war in Afghanistan.

She could have been Obama’s secretary of defense. The first woman(!) and everything.

But no, she decided to wait so she could be appointed by Hillary Clinton and be a part of the big women taking over the government and smashing the glass ceiling together thing and all that. So she let it be known she did not seek and would not accept Obama’s nomination for SecDef.

Then Hillary lost! Haha.

So Flournoy was in purgatory for four years, making millions of dollars from arms dealers. Waiting.

Then Biden won the election! Everyone said she was a sure thing. No one cared that her CNAS has been horrible on everything. She would be the new first female secretary of defense! Yay!

But then Biden gave it to somebody else, Lloyd Austin from Centcom.

Haha! You have to go back to sucking off the taxpayer but don’t get to exercise real power! Loser!