Timeline / First Term…

I will build the wall and Mexico will pay for it!

How?

I will slap huge tariffs on Mexico if they don’t stop the flow of people and drugs passing through their country and those big beautiful tariffs will cause Mexico to pay for the wall.

Mexico: OK, we will send thousands of troops to the border and to internal checkpoints in Mexico.

Result: Two-hour lines for Americans GOING INTO MEXICO ever since Trump’s first term because Mexican military now conducts thorough searches of everyone going into Mexico. Americans used to be able to drive easily into Mexico without delay. Everyone now has to wait hours going into Mexico and hours coming back. Mexico used to feel more like a free country than the U.S.; because it was.

Trump (still in first term): I will spare you the tariffs because you are creating more of a police state in Mexico and are being subordinate peons to me as your emperor.

Timeline / Second Term…

I will slap huge beautiful tariffs on Mexico because they are not stemming the flow of people and drugs!

Mexico: OK, we will send thousands more troops to the border and also install them at more internal checkpoints throughout Mexico.

Trump: I will spare you the tariffs again because you are being good obedient little children and are appropriately bending the knee to your emperor.

Result: More of a police state in Mexico.

A big thank you to all the Trump lovers and fake libertarians that actually love and promote militarism and state intervention in all of our lives.