Don’t worry! This story is about something the government did to someone else.
It could never happen to you or anyone you care about so don’t waste another minute caring, okay? Okay.
No, seriously though, keep your family away from Crestwood Medical Center in Huntsville, Alabama. They will abduct your children. And unlike the police who face no accountability for their crimes whatsoever, Crestwood Medical Center is accountable to the market.
If you hate them as much as they hate you, they’ll be out of business in no time.