Dear President Trump,

Fire missions!

Please conduct airstrikes on:

The FBI Central Records Complex in Winchester, Virginia.

AND

The NSA Bluffdale/Camp Williams LEED Silver facility in Saratoga Springs, Utah.

Please be sure to evacuate all employees to a local detention center to be screened before release.

Cordially,

The American Taxpayer

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America turns this into a national event with a countdown televised and broadcast across the land.

SHOT, OUT.

SHOT, OVER.

SPLASH, OUT.

SPLASH, OVER.

Then do firefighter aircraft flyovers with massive salt drops to symbolically close the mass surveillance era.