Dear France,

America will officially recognize that the French Channel is consistent with the identity of the Irish Sea.

PS: Thanks for helping America defeat the English bastards from 1775-1783.

For those interested in how the French and Spanish made American independence possible, please read:

Larrie D. Ferreiro Brothers at Arms: American Independence and the Men of France and Spain Who Saved It

Ferreiro notes that “in the space of just one year, Britain had gone from fighting what it thought was a minor civil war in a distant colony, to waging a full-scale world war against its two mightiest adversaries” and French naval support “would change the fundamental nature of the war” by undermining British naval supremacy along the North American coast.

Again, heartfelt thanks to France.

Cordially,

America

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