Because see, the law does not apply to our special "law enforcement" cult. They have absolute overlord immunity protecting them from accountability for any crimes they commit against us regular old mundanes. That's just how it is.
I just couldn't figure it out. Why would people put their children in government school? Do they hate their own children? Yes, that must be it. They hate their own children, but fearing what the government will do to them if they beat them, they just turn them over to...
I wonder if Donald Trump will do like Bill Clinton and start carpet-bombing Iraq today in a mission he'll name after the Nazi Erwin Rommel to distract us all and pose as a great World Leader. (Thanks a lot stupid Democrats for making me have to agree with Andrew...