How to Deal With Taxmen and Other Thieves Carjacker Cuticello: Knocked flat on his, um, Cheney by a woman. He got off easy.Last night, a resident of New Haven, Connecticut was approached by C.J. Cuticello, a tax collector bent on seizing her car because of $536 in outstanding taxes and fees. According to the local […]

Get The Cuffs, Ponch Like many women her age, my lovely wife Korrin harbored a rather substantial teenage crush on Erik Estrada. For six seasons the Puerto Rican-American television performer (calling him an “actor” would leave the truth with a severe contusion) essayed the role of a California Highway Patrol motorcycle officer saddled with the […]

American Idolatry The art of government is the organization of idolatry. The bureaucracy consists of functionaries; the aristocracy, of idols; the democracy, of idolaters. The populace cannot understand the bureaucracy: it can only worship the national idols. The savage bows down to idols of wood and stone: the civilized man to idols of flesh and […]

The Soviet States of North America (Pt. I): Illegal Immigration — The Problem is the State The single biggest problem our nation faces, an acquaintance commented recently, was the presence of “20 million illegals [who are] killing our economy and culture…. 20 million more with amnesty would be the end of any America I want […]

The Soviet States of North America (pt. II): The Criminal Nomenklatura Tijuana Mayor Jorge Hank Rhon, bloody-handed scion of a Mexican crime family. As if a man did flee from a lion, and a bear met him; or went into the house, and leaned his hand on the wall, and a serpent bit him. Amos […]

A Genocidal War to “Prevent” Genocide? — if by “the job” one refers to demolishing what remains of America’s liberty, prosperity, and international reputation. If the Bush regime, which clearly lusts for war with Iran, isn’t able to confect a casus belli out of dubious claims about Teheran’s nuclear program or its role in fomenting […]

I’m From The Government, So I Get To Kill You Right Now, justice is being perverted in a court of law… Right Now, the truth is being obscured… Right Now, a mad man is wandering the streets of the town you live in… Right Now, our government is doing things we think only other countries […]

UPDATED — Set Nacho Libre!, or: Ramos and Compean: Casualties of the Bogus “War on Drugs” Ignacio “Nacho” Ramos comforts his wife before heading to prison.To the surprise of nobody – at least, no sober and serious observer of the case — Former Border Patrol Agent of the Year nominee Ignacio “Nacho” Ramos has been […]