The Onion Calls It: John McCain Edition

by | Aug 27, 2018

The Onion Calls It: John McCain Edition

by | Aug 27, 2018

So, I think they published this in the “John McCain will die soon but hasn’t died yet” phase of the news cycle a couple of days ago.  Still, The Onion killed it.

“John McCain Requests His Ashes Be Launched Into Iraq”

You know, one last hurrah.  Apropos, when Bush or Cheney kick it, let’s send Hans Blix to open their caskets every year to check for WMD.  You know, just to be sure.

Zack Sorenson

Zachary Sorenson was a captain in the United States Air Force before quitting because of a principled opposition to war. He received a MBA from Waseda University in Tokyo, Japan as class valedictorian. He also has a BA in Economics and a BS in Computer Science.

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