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by | Mar 18, 2020

James “Saddam’s WMDs were moved to Syria, the NSA is not spying on you and Russia controls Trump” Clapper has endorsed Joe “Saddam’s making tons of poison gas right there under his palace, the NSA can spy on you if they feel like it and Russia controls Trump” Biden for President.

Seriously, Donald Trump is a terrible person (he always has been). But Joe Biden has killed even more people than him and told as many lies. And James Clapper and his entire extended family should have been arrested, their property confiscated and banished from the United States forever for pushing the Russiagate Hoax, not to mention lying us into war in Iraq.

There is nothing these so-called “National Security Officials” could do to help Trump more than opposing him. It — not Russia, stupid — certainly helped him win last time.

Then again, the president should probably just nuke Langley, Virginia from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

Scott Horton

Scott Horton

Scott Horton is director of the Libertarian Institute, editorial director of Antiwar.com, host of Antiwar Radio on Pacifica, 90.7 FM KPFK in Los Angeles, California and podcasts the Scott Horton Show from ScottHorton.org. He is the author of four books. He has conducted more than 6,000 interviews since 2003. Scott lives in Austin, Texas with his wife, Larisa Alexandrovna Horton.

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