Joe Biden’s presidency ended yesterday. Would it be ungracious to whack him as he was exiting the White House?

Nah—Biden has been vilifying libertarians and anyone who didn’t kowtow to his commands for too many years. Plus, he is working on a memoir, so he is fair game.

Here are some of my favorite lines on Biden’s four years of pratfalls:

“Biden has gotten lost on stage so many times that WAZE should create a special app for Joe to navigate his next steps.” (Future of Freedom Foundation, November 2023)

“Biden is desperate because his credibility on COVID is waning faster than a Pfizer vaccine.” (New York Post, July 3, 2022)

“Cynics are quipping that inflation is higher than Biden’s approval rating, but that is a cheap shot—or at least premature.” (New York Post, January 24, 2022)

“Nixon famously asserted, ‘I am not a crook.’ Will Biden achieve equal notoriety for proclaiming, ‘I am not mentally incompetent’?” (New York Post, February 8, 2024)

“According to the White House’s 58-page Economic Blueprint, Biden has performed more miracles than accompanied the Sermon on the Mount.” (New York Post, September 10, 2022)

“The Biden administration revealed that guys who can’t get laid may be terrorist threats due to “involuntary celibate–violent extremism.” (New York Post, April 13, 2022)

“Biden helped turn Washington into an Impunity Democracy in which government officials pay no price for their crimes.” (Future of Freedom Foundation, January 2025)

“The Biden administration is expanding the federal Enemies List faster than any time since the Nixon era.” (New York Post, December 28, 2023)

“How many Biden scandals are scattered like unexploded cluster bombs throughout federal filing cabinets inside the Beltway?” (N.Y. Post, August 29, 2023)

“Are we defaulting to the ‘cannon fodder version of democracy’? Do Americans have the right to know if the Biden administration is dragging them into World War III?” (Ludwig von Mises Institute, April 17, 2023)

“‘Government = truth’ is the premise for the Biden censorship regime.” (New York Post, July 5, 2023)

“The only way to assume that President Biden is not ‘above the law’ is to assume that his decrees are the law.” (New York Post, January 6, 2024

“Team Biden champions a ‘no corpse, no delicta’ definition of censorship. Since federal SWAT teams did not assail the headquarters of social-media firms, the feds are blameless.” (New York Post, August 13, 2023)

“‘Trespassing plus thought crimes equals terrorism’ is the Biden standard for prosecuting January 6 defendants.” (New York Post, January 6, 2022)

“Instead of economic salvation, Biden offers standard D.C. issue ‘no-fault pseudo-benevolence.'” (American Institute for Economic Research, March 29, 2021)

“Biden has no problem with the biggest authoritarian abuse of our times—the rise of Cage Keeper Democracies where citizens’ ballots merely designate who will place them under house arrest.” (New York Post, December 6, 2021)

“As long as Biden occupies the Oval Office, he enjoys sovereign immunity from the truth—or at least from full disclosure.” (Libertarian Institute, June 10, 2024)

“President Biden derided the unvaxxed as aspiring mass murderers who only wanted ‘the freedom to kill you’ with COVID.” (New York Post, July 3, 2024)

“Cast the first stone? Who amongst us have not stored notebooks full of top secret information underneath their TV, as President Biden did in Delaware?” (New York Post, February 8, 2024)

“A pardon for Hunter is as certain as Joe Biden’s next verbal hairball.” (New York Post/YouTube, September 9, 2024)

“Biden sought to convert America into a Drop Box Democracy where minimal efforts by voters automatically conferred maximum power to politicians.” (The American Conservative, October 20, 2024)

“’No boondoggle left behind’ was the Biden administration’s motto.” (Libertarian Institute, December 14, 2024)

“Biden relies on a two-step routine—ruthlessly vilifying his opponents and then appealing to ‘our better angels,’ a phrase recycled from Lincoln’s first inaugural address. Biden lulls listeners into assuming he is personally one of those ‘better angels’ as he flails anyone blocking his latest power grab.” (Future of Freedom Foundation, January 2025)

“Watching Biden’s State of the Union speech was like being cornered by a drunken lout who endlessly yanks on your sleeve and babbles about all the favors he’s going to do for you.” (New York Post, February 8, 2023)

“Hatred is simply another issue conscripted for a Biden ‘get out the vote’ drive.” (New York Post, September 13, 2022)

“Hunter Biden’s laptop disclosed more damning information than any bimbo boinked by Trump.” (New York Post, April 6, 2023)

“Biden issued the equivalent of a declaration of war on 80 million unvaccinated Americans, portraying them as Public Enemy Number One.” (Future of Freedom Foundation, October 2022)

“Biden’s pro-inflation policies are dividing Americans between those who work for a living and those who vote for a living.” (New York Post, January 24, 2022)

“The only limits on his power that Biden recognizes come from his pollsters, not from the Constitution.” (Libertarian Institute, September 7, 2022)

“Washington is full of career-climbing wackos who would sell their soul to add the Biden administration to their résumé. If their pratfalls make them a laughingstock, they can count on a Washington Post puff piece to vindicate their lives and careers.” (New York Post, May 18, 2022)

“Biden is a listless president surrounded by aides with broken moral compasses.” (Ludwig von Mises Institute, June 8, 2022)

“Biden offers a ‘paying-and-obeying’ version of democracy in which citizens have no right to complain about the feds wrecking prosperity.” (New York Post, November 3, 2022)

“Nothing in Biden’s oath of office entitled him to turn the Constitution into COVID road kill.” (Libertarian Institute, October 18)

“Is the new definition of disinformation ‘anything which undermines trust in President Biden’?” (New York Post, April 28, 2022)

“When will Team Biden formally designate distrusting the government a ‘pre-hate crime’?” (New York Post, September 14, 2022)

“Biden offers a ‘paying-and-obeying’ version of democracy in which citizens have no right to complain about the feds wrecking prosperity.” (New York Post, November 3, 2022)

“According to Biden, ‘democracy dies’ if citizens do not vote as their commander-in-chief tells them.” (New York Post, November 3, 2022)

“To save democracy, Team Biden treats cynicism like a weapon of mass destruction.” (Last Rights, 2023)

“Biden piously invokes the ‘rule of law’ while constantly acting as if his good intentions entitle him to dictatorial power.” (Future of Freedom Foundation, January 2025)

“Perhaps Biden could satisfy his gender-fluid supporters by coming out publicly and personally identifying as “non-dictator.” (Future of Freedom Foundation, January 2025)