So, I think they published this in the “John McCain will die soon but hasn’t died yet” phase of the news cycle a couple of days ago. Still, The Onion killed it.
“John McCain Requests His Ashes Be Launched Into Iraq”
You know, one last hurrah. Apropos, when Bush or Cheney kick it, let’s send Hans Blix to open their caskets every year to check for WMD. You know, just to be sure.
